Wednesday -- LG front load washer dies.
Thursday -- Take washer apart and determine it needs to be replaced.
Friday -- Shop and stress over buying new washing machine.
Saturday am -- New Whirlpool washer delivered.
Saturday am (later) -- First load of laundry running and drain pipe completely overflows.
Rest of Saturday -- Research problem on internet, clean drain, flush drain with hose, check drain vent, visit hardware store to search for possible solutions.
Saturday evening -- Another load of laundry, another overflow.
Sunday -- Seriously considering one of these: